Another holiday? I'm assuming I should be cautious. However, in light of what happened on Mother's Day, those who were accidentally compelled to bring me toasters may each ask one small favor of me. I think it only fair.

[Filtered to Eirin]There's been news from home. I'm apparently still alive. But I have no idea what it means; I've been here the ( Read more... )

[Pretend this went up closer to her initial post, pre-Kirby massacre. 'cause fuckdamn can't handle that much juxta.]To the male segment of Mayfield: I am not available for your sexual objectification. I have no interest in any of you, nor interest in hearing your thoughts on my appearance, behavior, or femininity. Is that clear? Keep the topic well ( Read more... )